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'My feet are killing me.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Ta Da!...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

100k Desert Crawl

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

LOOK BHIND U!

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Bears talk."

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

'Well, I'm not surprised you had nightmares all winter. I told you not to read Goldilocks, just before going into hibernation.'