Chic Seeker Mugs

"That's right Madam. Apparently, there was a mix up at the factory and all size 10 clothing was incorrectly labelled size 16."

The latest look.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Overjumpers

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ice fisher.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Changing Room Decisions

Skiing