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'How obvious can you get?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Foul!"

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Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.