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"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Watering Money

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

'In Love'

Sulk Shows

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

Watering the garden in the rain.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

Fish Farmer

Hair Raising

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Locovores

Banking - The Money Tree