Chi Cultivator Mugs

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Watering Money

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'In Love'

Sulk Shows

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

You will always find a spot to garden

Watering the garden in the rain.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Latinos in the USA

Weathervanes.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Organic Salad

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

"I feel cool and calm, but not collected."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

"Do you remember when all we had to worry about was growing stuff?"

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

Fish Farmer

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

Hair Raising

Locovores