Chessboard Champion Prints

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Sweep the board.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'...Or not.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'I forgot the question.'