Checkerboard Champion Prints

"Well, this is just how we become kinds in the kingdom of checkersland."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Sweep the board.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Much ado list"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

'...Or not.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I forgot the question.'

So close... Yet so far.

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Parent/Teacher conjugation

'One down, four to go, Katie.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'