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"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

An old man growing berries

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Love wine

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Dessert

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Summer Berries

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You may indeed be 'under the weather', but let's just see if the 34 pints of lager two bottles of scotch and 6 Christmas dinners had anything to do with it.'

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

'Niche market'

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

I don't know much about Tennis...

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Maraschino, Inc.

A man pouring sherry at a table

The search for cranberries...

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'Here's to here.'