Chernobyl Explorer Prints

"I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to Chernobyl."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Baby rocks!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm sorry, John! You're right, I'm wrong!!!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".