Scientific Explorer Prints

"I already wrote the paper. That's why it's so hard to get the results."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Bioethics Committtee

After Preparation G proved unsuccessful, researchers moved on to Preparation H.

Sex Education

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Gene Therapy Needle.

'...Or not.'

"The applications are limitless."

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Fighting Coronavirus

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

Peeing in Space

"Simple. You forgot to add the potassium nitrate."

"But that's not the man I wanted cloned. That's just a baby."

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"You haven't discovered an anti-gravitational field, Krumwait! You're just a klutz."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'You name it - we do it: chargers, cluster, colliders, computer, conductors, fluids, novas, sonics and strings.'

Go ahead and dissect me

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Thinking Gears

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'