Cher Admirer Mugs

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Wotan with eye patch

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Moon: Made in China

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Yoghurt man

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Hot Halloween Costumes

Escher flat-pack furniture

Euphemistic.

"In heaven there are no trees."

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

Sport Darwinism

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

Newspaper Delivery

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

Revolutionary Study

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

The Great Invisible Fence of China

Genghis Khan

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often