Chemical Caper Enthusiast Prints

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Cursing Scientist.

'You made me jump,'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

Houdini's Dog.

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

The final days of hair coloring

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"Let these catalysts catalyze! Allow this experiment to be expedited. Help these chemicals to coalesce."

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

Superheroes.

Buddy Operas.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

Mammalicide.

ALLIED CHEMICAL PRODUCTS, INC., 'I'd like to transfer out of Research & Development for awhile.'

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Another Bloody Cookery Show

"By using my exhaust, I've solved the carbon dioxide problem."