Chefs Prints

Chez Pretentious Restaurant - All you can pronounce ?25.

Save the bacon,

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Fish sees menu on the end of a fisherman's line.

'Special order, the Bears are in. I need three porridge. One too hot, one too cold and one just right.'

Restaurant being taken over by a Japanese conglomerate

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Beef Stew.

'Do you have any books by writers?'

'Tell him we're just having the soup and salad.'

Paleo-to-go

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Hmm...did you get this from a cookery book?"

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'No, the fish isn't battered - the cook just roughs it up a bit!'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my chicken soup."

'I'm going to try some mild shock therapy - I want you to go to Fred's Diner and order the Chef's Surprise.'

"Great. We're dying to get rid of that."

"We've had to update our restaurant's motto."

"Ooooh! This recipe sounds nice... Hard Boiled Detective!!"

Ghnook Stoneberger invents scrambled eggs.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Mozart eating noodles.

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

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