Chef In Scrubs Prints

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'What's holding him up?'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Baker

"I was in a different place then."

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"It was the only apron I could find."

'Stick...'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"Fresh ground pepper?"

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'I feel like chicken tonight' - A rooster gets ready for a night on the town.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'You haven't had a decent meal in weeks? I know exactly how you feel.'