Chef Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

"So this where the magic happens."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

A Day In The Kitchen

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Enough yin. More yang."

"I was in a different place then."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

Cigars before lunch? I didn't want you to smell the burnt casserole.

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"How's the burger?"

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'So that's 3 ham and cheese omelets...one order without cheese, one without ham, and another without eggs.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Dec. 26

Chicken and the Food Pyramid,

It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.

Data Processing Center.

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'She read the ingredients listed on the label.'

'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'

"Excuse me, we're out of water."