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'Monged too much this week?'

Market. Cheeses. Trouble in the case, Ernie? Yeah, four of the cheeses are disliked by the others. The bleu cheese is always depressed and ruins any fun they try to have. The limburger is condescending - it thinks "sharpest" means "smartest." The low-fat cheese won't stop bragging about being the most fit and attractive. And there's a problem with the Swiss too? Yeah, it has a holier-than-thou attitude.

Speciality Cheese Counter - using protective gloves to cut it.

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Cheese Plaiters.

Hardware, Software

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"...and we also have some from a few stateless terrorist groups."

Cheese

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

The Running of the Brie

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cheese Secret

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Wine and Cheese

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Mice taking lessons.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

Sandwich snob.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.