Cheese T-Shirts

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Mouse maze decision.

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

'Bon fromage!'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

"In my defense it's hard to tell when the Limburger goes bad."

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

'There's a little bit of cheese left in the trap. Would you like it?'

'Billy! - show some respect for your elders.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'The good news is you're going to live, the bad news is you're allergic to cheese.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Cheese of the Week: Brie

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Cheese Shop

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cow Exerecise

"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"

Cheese in space

Cheese grammar.

'You're Swiss, aren't you?'

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

Cheese robot-squad.

Cheese in a Can.

"What with all the fat cats and big cheeses, it can be pretty hard to concentrate on the job."