Cheese T-Shirts

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Mouse maze decision.

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"In my defense it's hard to tell when the Limburger goes bad."

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Billy! - show some respect for your elders.'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

'The good news is you're going to live, the bad news is you're allergic to cheese.'

'Bon fromage!'

'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'There's a little bit of cheese left in the trap. Would you like it?'

Cheeze Wiz.

"What with all the fat cats and big cheeses, it can be pretty hard to concentrate on the job."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cow Exerecise

'We're making cheese smoothies!'

Cheese grammar.

Cheese - providing sunblock for toast since 1754.

The Salvador Deli

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Cheese of the Week: Brie

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Not funny!'

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'