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Polo - Come on you Royals !

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Men can show their emotions!

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Bad business inc.

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Hillary Clinton feels that sinners stigmatises people, so from now on, we're to call you service users."

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

'Yes, it does make his blood boil - I enjoy it'

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Corkscrew

"You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote."

'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

Tea Party is near! REPENT!

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

"I think he's the guy that invented glue."

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

'Who needs heredity and environment when you can get Government subsidies?'

Baubles

"Sorry, no, I really don't care if your team wins."

"In an election you pay attention, listen carefully, pick the candidate you hate the most and vote for the other guy."

'Heads up!!'

'Yeah yeah... we know they play in pain. I Live in pain.'