Cheerful Imbiber Prints

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Wine-O'Clock

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Instant art

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Wine not?"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

Heaven is...

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

Corkscrew

'Thinker's drinker.'

I've started so I'll finish...

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

'I'm sorry, Miller, but we have to let you go. Your relentless 'can-do' optimism is driving us all nuts.' 'I'm bowled over! Thanks for this exciting new opportunity, chief!' 'You're welcome. I'm sure you'll make us all very proud of you.'

Holy Spirit.

Doing the washing up.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

Tiny Drink