Innovative Imbiber Prints

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Redhead

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Hacksaw Violin.

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

The Venn diagram buildings ...'Physics + biology & physics and a little biochemistry.

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

Heaven is...

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Wine-O'Clock

Cello Saw

'Thinker's drinker.'

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

I've started so I'll finish...

Never understood the 'buy low, sell high' theory.

'How did I fill all this in for only $75.00? Easy, I only collect corked wines.'

Bands That Never Made It.

One Man Band.

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

Musical Scythe

Holy Spirit.