Cheerful Dieter T-Shirts

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"On the bright side, you did lose ten pounds...just not quite where you wanted!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Is it organic?'

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

There's a thin person inside me trying to get out...probably more than one.

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

The Fast Diet

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

Fantasy Diet League