Cheerful Celebrant T-Shirts

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Bubbly

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Trick or treat?"

"Happy new year!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Two men toasting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

The wedding.

Black Velvet.

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

The Year of the Tigger

'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

Baubles

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

St. Patricks Day Burlesque

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

I Love My Mum

On the second day of Christmas...

Santa Claus

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'

New Year

55th Birthday

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

Sexy Christmas.

Brain Cheering

Dragon Boat Festival