Cheer Up Gift Gifts

'Cheer up, Lenny -- We all have our bad decades.'

"OK, now I'm having a bad day."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Picking pastries.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Men can show their emotions!

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Football supporters.

Solitaire card shark.

"You got this, Nana."

'Red for me, please.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Soccer Fans.

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Go Team!

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

"I got the best gift ever! A phone call from my brother in Afghanistan!"

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'It's a conversation piece.'

Helicopter as a clothes drier