Cheeky Pot Of Gold Chaser Gifts

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Strive for Excellence

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

Gene doping in sport.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

Too Big to Fail...and not get a huge bonus.

Before and After Tattoos.

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Apparently he took it all with him."

Get rich quick giving seminars!

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs