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Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Strive for Excellence

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Gene doping in sport.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"What is the quickest way to get rich around here?"

"The trick is to keep the rainbow directly over the gold."

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Too Big to Fail...and not get a huge bonus.

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"I keep losing the plot."

Before and After Tattoos.

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