Cheeky Investigator Mugs

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

'There's always one.'