Checkout Comedians T-Shirts

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Memory Foam Mattress.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Shopping Trolley

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

'Which eight do you want?'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

"Paper or Plastic?"

'It's his mother. They're inseparable.'

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

Frank has intimacy issues.

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

Shopping Cart Races

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

Checkouts: 10 Items or Less, Baskets Only and Shoplifters.

'His six-pack abs are now a keg.'

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."