Checkout Chuckles Mugs

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Only One Item or Fewer.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Great moments in shopping

Shopping Trolley

Border Guard

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

Fresh milk - Self service

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

Hell for cashiers.

'Which eight do you want?'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"Oh, that's a tricky one...now let me think...'Would I like a carrier bag..?' hmm..."

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.

Market items.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

"Paper or Plastic?"

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'Lady, your 'just browsing' is costing me 23 security cameras and 3 floor detectives.'

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."