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Checkout Charmer Mugs
Capture their creative spirit with our quirky mugs perfect for checkout charmers. These fun and witty designs add personality to their morning coffee or tea, making every purchase moment more enjoyable.
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
Only One Item or Fewer.
Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.
"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."
'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'
Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.
Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor
Checkout for $385.00 or more.
'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'
"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."
"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"
Thong World.
'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'
Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'
'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'
Official Support Groups
'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'
Snake Charmer
'As many items as I want or no customer!'
10 items or less
'I adore a man of many parts.'
"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"
'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'
Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'
'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'
Hell for cashiers.
'Which eight do you want?'
"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."
12 items or less. 12 items or else.
I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never work a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive open sign, to the supple checkout lines.
10 Items or Less or Else.
"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."
'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'
Checkout Charmer Mugs Collection
Checkout Charmer Pillows
Add personality to any space with pillows designed for checkout charmers—comfortable, quirky, and full of character.
Checkout Charmer Prints
Brighten their walls with vibrant prints crafted for checkout charmers—bold designs that reflect their lively and imaginative style.
Checkout Charmer T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that highlight the creative spirit of checkout charmers—fun apparel that makes their personality stand out.