"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."
Checklist Satirist Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with our satirical checklist pillows, featuring witty designs that'll spark smiles every time they relax.
'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'
"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"
"Much ado list"
WHO checklist
'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'
'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'
"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."
You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"
So close... Yet so far.
The Bland Leading the Bland
"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "
'Time manager'
'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'
"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."
"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"
'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'
'He managed to think himself into the box !'
'One down, four to go, Katie.'
The great big holiday to-do list.
Boyfriend Shirt.
Heaven's Cattlegrid.
To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."
Monday Checklist.
The Swat Team of 15-L
Tedium
"Here come the suits."
Dasher, Dancer, Vixen... and Stupid
Bullhorn! Check! GPS, iPhone, laptop, car chargers? Check! Zagat's guide to Arizona's skankiest bars? Sadly yes. ROAD TRIP!
"I just don't get these reality shows!"
"Ah! It feels so good to check something off my to-do list!"
"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."
'I saw the light during my near death experience, but it turned out to be in my refrigerator.'
Checklist Satirist Pillows Collection
Checklist Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of satirical checklist mugs, and find the perfect funny gift to start their day with a smile.
Checklist Satirist Prints
Brighten their space with our humorous checklist prints, combining satire and art for a truly unique gift.
Checklist Satirist T-Shirts
Discover our witty satirical checklist T-shirts, designed for those who love clever commentary wrapped in stylish humor.