Checkered Fashion Lover Prints

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wearing all black

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I like a man in a suit.'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Fashionista

Melania Trump

Hats

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!