Cheating In Games Gifts

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Alternative fielding positions

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

Undercover Agent

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Computer Gamers.

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'If you are wondering why I always have a smile, in the face of adversity, it's because I have you as a scapegoat.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'How are you at looking guilty? - We need to hire a scapegoat.'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

There's no heavy lifting with this junior executive position, but with all the blame you'll be shouldering, you'll need a strong back.

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"It wasn't an actual gene that made him do it, your honor. It was his wife, Jean."

"I'd like to buy a scape goat. Maybe two."

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."