"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."
Chatty Bench Warmer Prints
Celebrate their lively spirit with art prints that capture the essence of a chatty bench warmer—ideal for personalizing their space and sparking conversations.
"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"
"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."
"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.
'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'
"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."
'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'
'Do you come here often?'
Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.
'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'
"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."
A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.
I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.
Feathered frenzy
'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'
Spring Training
Getting together to chew the fat.
"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."
'No talking' sign at a fishing site.
"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."
"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"
Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!
'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'
People for the ethical treatment of athletes.
'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'
Alexa and Siri girl talk.
"He can't stop digressing."
'Aw-FORGET it!'
"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"
Real Bad Winter...
Chatty Bench Warmer Prints Collection
Chatty Bench Warmer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the fun and friendly nature of your chatty bench warmer—great for their favorite drinks.
Chatty Bench Warmer Pillows
Browse pillows that add humor and personality to any space, celebrating the lively spirit of your favorite chatty bench warmer.
Chatty Bench Warmer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the chatty and charming—ideal for making a statement and sharing a laugh.