Chatty Barber T-Shirts

The modern barbershop quartet.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

Lego Haircut

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sheep In Curlers

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Military style hedgehog

Movember

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'