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"Anyway, it was nice talking and talking while you stood there in agony waiting for the opportunity to say even one word."

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"She can be outspoken."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

At Gossips Anonymous...

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Babblewrap

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"He's only boring at home."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."