Chatterbox Connoisseur Pillows

'If she was a car she'd never run out of gas!'

"Dear, it's rude to say Uncle Al talks too much. We just say he has an unlimited download plan."

Chatterbox Monkey

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Men gossiping

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!