Chateau Enthusiast Pillows

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

European Thinkers (1): 'If Obama wants to waste tax dollars, why doesn't he buy this old heap?'

Sloaney Pony.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Yoga for Alcoholics

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Ladies by the seaside

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Coffee