Chateau Enthusiast Pillows

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

European Thinkers (1): 'If Obama wants to waste tax dollars, why doesn't he buy this old heap?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Yoga for Alcoholics

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Historic Bank Jobs.

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'