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Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Silver Surfer.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Catroom.

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Social Notworking

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"We don't communicate any more..."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Hello, Patty!

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Don't retweet this, but..."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

"IRL sucks."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'