Chastity Champions Prints

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Save me versus Feed me.

Appeals

The Fun Run.

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'