Chartered Accountant Pillows

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

'We'll make the cow tax deductable.'

'I don't know about you Brian, but the client looks a bit dodgy!'

The Accountant Husband

CPA wrestling tax reforms.

'For heaven's sake, Ronald - you're a chartered accountant!'

Tax professionals brushing up on the tax code during election year.

'At least, one can say that the chartered accountant was impressed... well, sort of.'

"I note that you 'kill"

'I'm sorry, Mr.Nesbitt - but there's no accounting for taste.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

British savings accounts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

In basket-case.

Profit

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks