Chart Making T-Shirts

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Pie Charts, Inc.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Pie chart of pub conversations