Chart Making Prints

Bicycle Pie Chart

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Pie chart of pub conversations

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'