Charm Connoisseur Prints

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

The old charm wore a bit thin.

Snake charmers charms a snake out of a purse.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Swing me with your words."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Heaven

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

Wildlife Refuge

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."