Charm Connoisseur Mugs

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

The old charm wore a bit thin.

Snake charmers charms a snake out of a purse.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Swing me with your words."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Heaven

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Wildlife Refuge

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'