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Bashful in Nashville

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

Cats the musical

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"He's landed a job as a deck chair attendant on a naturist beach."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

"That's my personal most wanted list."

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

"We've managed to track down the only person who has NOT recorded a duet with Elton John."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"His encounter with the Green Knight has certainly changed Sir Gawain."

Big Hat Designed to Protect Pipe from Rain

"Of course, Curtis Mayfield was a god. Many people forget that nowadays."