Charity Runs Pillows

'Are we having fun yet...'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"Well if you WILL insist on running marathons..."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I told him he should have trained more."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Me and my money are soon parted

Lemonade without borders.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

The nonprofit dog fight.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'