Charity Mogul Pillows

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

'You've been killing files again.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

The Personal ATM