Charismatic Heroes Pillows

Cary Grant

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Jerry Lordan

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Superman's laundry

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

Clive James

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Non-profit organization chart

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."

Barak Obama.

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

The Snake Charmer

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

'Yep, I'm saving the world, not carbon footprints.'

Randy, what cologne do you wear? Sorry, little buddy. That's a state secret. I've signed an oath not to divulge it, because in the wrong hands it could wreak havoc. Would-be dictators could use it to boost their charisma by a factor of 300. What's in it. A mixture of my natural musk, sunshine and desire.