Charcoal Charmer Prints

"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

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You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Sanitizer

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

Football Chameleon

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!