Charades Champions Gifts

“Ok, first word … sounds like dimmer. Swimmer? Glimmer!”

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Teamwork

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'...Or not.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Well, here's your problem. You need an O right there."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'I forgot the question.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.