Character Study Nerd Prints

Under the microscope

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

What's normal?

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Addicted to reading

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"